I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that’s it
that is literally what it is
may the points be ever in your favour!

See folks? Even though it wasn’t a show targeted at girls the brony thing is nothing new. So MLP scoffers, shut up, and bronies who like to pretend they’re victims, you shut up too. And this was still in the infancy of the Internet!
(also old Rugrats is the shit. Watched it religiously as a kid and now understand it in a whole new way, even if it means seeing that the Pickleses were ridiculously negligent parents)
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
when the sexual tension/build up in a fic is just right and your toes are curling and you’re basically speed reading and skimming because you just wanna get to the smut but also you wanna slow down and savor each brush of fingers and gaze and swooping feeling in the stomach or the biting of lips and clenching of hands and shuffling of feet and
the reason gingers apparently don’t have souls is because god put them all in ed sheeran
i am the female
when girls sneeze their vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
people who have the same name as me are competition
Reminder that all Brother Zachariah sees when he looks at Jace is Will’s pianist fingers
That cocky grin, the sarcastic words like whips
The pain that hides behind the joking glint in his eyes
The way he loves one girl and looks at her like he’s lost her and still could lose her every second